Just Kevin randomness

So here are some things that Kevin has said recently, and some not so recently:
His cousins came over with his Grandma Ellis to babysit the other night. The next morning he was telling me all of these great things that he had done with "hamburger." I'm thinking, "You had chicken nuggets and tator tots for dinner." I finally figured it out. He was talking about his cousin "Amber."

A few times this week Kevin has told me to sit on his lap so he could tell me a story. His stories always start like this, "Once about a time..." Close enough son.

He told Erin, "My brothers are going to get bigger than me because I don't eat." Yeah, he's been told that a few times by his dad. Apparently it's sinking in.

A while ago, Kevin passed gas, and got this shocked look on his face, then he said, "I burped out my bum!"

Steve gives Kevin a hard time about being feral. He usually throws a fit and screams, "I'm not a feral, I'm a fish!" One time he said, "I'm not a feral, I'm two logs!" Yeah, I don't know. The other day he told me that Troy is a feral but Jonathan is not. He must think that feral is some kind of animal.

Several people have heard this one but I had to put it on here. Whenever I get Kevin undressed for bed I have him hand me his socks, then his shirt, etc. So one time he told me he was going to help me get ready for bed. So he starts out, "Give me or pants" and I did (or is how he says your). Then he said "Give me or shirt" and I did. Then he looked baffled for a minute and finally said, "Give me or vest." Can you guess what he thought was my vest?